Martin Heidegger is one of the most influential philosophers of the twentieth century — and one of the hardest to read. His sentences wander like a broken GPS, his vocabulary looks like German Lego blocks glued together, and his major book, Being and Time, has terrified generations of students. Oh, and he was also a Nazi. So why does Heidegger still matter? And more importantly — can you actually understand him without losing your mind? Heidegger in Plain English is your survival guide through the fog. With wit, clarity, and zero tolerance for jargon, this book explains Heidegger’s philosophy step by step: His life and career (yes, including his politics). What Being and Time is really about. Key concepts like Dasein, thrownness, authenticity, and “the They.” Why Heidegger cared so much about hammers, death, and poetry. His warnings about technology — and why they still feel eerily relevant. The curious story of “Daseinsanalysis,” where Heidegger ended up on the therapist’s couch. His enormous influence on Sartre, Derrida, Gadamer, Levinas, and more. Along the way, you’ll find plain-English translations of his strangest terms, real-life examples (coffee mugs, smartphones, broken laptops), and a healthy dose of irony about the man who asked the biggest question of all: what does it mean to be? Whether you’re a philosophy student drowning in jargon, a curious reader wondering why everyone name-drops Heidegger, or just someone who enjoys watching complicated ideas get stripped down to their essentials, this book will give you the tools to survive — and maybe even enjoy — one of philosophy’s most maddening geniuses.