Forget the incense, the solemn temples, and the fortune-cookie clichés — this is Confucius without the marble pedestal. Confucius in Plain English takes you through the life, ideas, and afterlife of the world’s most persistent sage in a way that’s sharp, accessible, and unapologetically clear. From his many confusing names (spoiler: “Confucius” wasn’t one of them) to his failed attempts at politics, from his core values of wisdom, benevolence, and righteousness to the centuries of fanfiction known as the Four Books and Five Classics, this book cuts through the mystique and gets to the point. Inside, you’ll discover: Who Confucius really was (hint: mostly a frustrated teacher). Why filial piety meant your parents always won every argument. How ritual wasn’t just religion but the art of avoiding awkwardness. Why emperors, Jesuits, revolutionaries, and modern politicians all rewrote Confucius for their own purposes. How his legacy still shapes everyday life, from family dinners to business etiquette to global soft power. By the end, you’ll see Confucius not as a remote statue but as a human being: ambitious, ignored in his lifetime, endlessly reinvented after death — and still stubbornly relevant. Perfect for readers who want history without the jargon, philosophy without the pomp, and wisdom without the solemn bowing.