Jean-Jacques Rousseau: philosopher, revolutionary, hypocrite, genius, professional troublemaker. Was he the prophet of freedom or just the guy yelling at Parisian salons to go live in the woods? This book takes Rousseau’s greatest hits — The Social Contract, Émile, Discourse on Inequality, Confessions — and explains them in clear, modern language. No jargon, no bowing to sacred cows, and no skipping the juicy contradictions. Inside you’ll find: Rousseau’s famous claim that “man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains” — unpacked without the usual hand-waving. Why he wrote a parenting manual while abandoning his own kids. How his idea of the “general will” became both the anthem of democracy and the excuse for tyranny. The story of how he went from exiled paranoiac to revolutionary saint in the Panthéon. A full tour of the criticisms, from Voltaire’s roasting to Nietzsche’s contempt to Isaiah Berlin’s warnings. Think of it as Rousseau without the powdered wig: sharp, messy, funny, and still uncomfortably relevant. Whether you’re a student trying to decode his philosophy, a casual reader curious about why his name keeps popping up in politics, or just someone who enjoys watching philosophers get torn apart, this book is your shortcut. Rousseau annoyed everyone in the eighteenth century. With any luck, he’ll annoy you too.