Algirdas Julien Greimas built a powerful analytical machine for explaining how meaning works: how stories organize desire, how values judge us quietly, how ideologies function without asking anyone’s permission, and why oppositions never stay simple. His concepts—the actantial model, narrative programs, modalities, the semiotic square—spread everywhere: media studies, cultural analysis, branding, political discourse. His books, however, became famous for being cited more often than read. This book fixes that. Written in plain, precise English and with a healthy dose of irony, it explains Greimas’s ideas without mystification, jargon worship, or academic reverence. It traces his intellectual formation, lays out his key concepts step by step, examines his major works individually, and follows what happened to his theory after it escaped into the wild. Along the way, it compares Greimas to thinkers he argued with, ignored, or quietly annoyed—and points out where his ideas still work, where they strain, and where they are now clearly outdated. This is not a hagiography. It openly addresses the limits of structuralism, the problems of universal models, the awkward fit with lived experience, and the reasons Greimas’s metaphysics faded while his diagrams survived. It also explains why, despite all that, his tools remain stubbornly useful. Greimas in Plain English is for readers who want to understand: * how meaning can be analyzed without psychology * why narratives function like machines * how values and ideologies organize themselves * why structure keeps returning, even when theory declares it dead