Hey, Sperm & Egg Here: An Abortion Doctor's Nightmare

Remember that little brown bag you threw in the dumpster that was filled with blood and a tiny fertilized embryo? Mom, you women should take more care to ensure the embryo you throw away is not still living or don't let your eggs get fertilized to begin with. Full circle, this is your grown up embryo and I want to tell you how my life went after you both drug me out of mom's warm womb with that hanger, put me in a sandwich baggie then inside a brown paper bag and threw me in the dumpster.