Pitiful in Philadelphia

Never date a witch because when one breaks up with you, they just might hex you. Now, I’m every bit as pitiful as she claimed I was. But I’m doing my best to turn my life around, only there’s so much I can do by myself. The last thing I want is to become involved with another witch, but sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. When things go horribly wrong, however, I might wish my ex witchy girlfriend put me out of my misery instead of this terrible hex.