The Moose are Loose!
And they’ve saved some of their best jokes for YOU!
See, the Moose have waited since the beginning of time to release their own Moose Joke Books and they've come up with the bestest, awesomest (and sometimes dumbest) jokes ever. Would you expect any less from such magnificent masters of humor?
And this isn't the only Moose Joke Book. There's another one called The Classic Book of Moose Jokes for Adults. But don’t be fooled. The Moose think you’ll enjoy these kids jokes way more. Why? Because the adult book has lots of silly puns about movies and books and events you’ve never heard of. On the other hoof, this book has riddles about stuff kids will really appreciate: like moose monsters and moose super heroes and moose fairy tales and moose poop and moose snot.
See, we told you you’d appreciate it.
So stop yo’ squawkin’,
It’s time to git rockin’,
You got no excuse,
Time to groove with the moose.
And don't forget to spread the word about the Moose
Or they'll be spreadin' their mess around you!
