Rapper, poet, writer, artist, Coolest, sickest, dumbest, smartest, Epic stylin’ off the hook, Even when wrong, I’m worth a look. It's me again -- Dr. Crankenfuss -- and that's how I introduce myself in my second volume of humor aimed at all you kids, teenagers, and maturity-challenged adults out there -- especially GUYS!! I know the cover shows me with smoke coming out of my ears, but hey, that's not really what I look like. That's a caricature, see. I really look better than that. (I hope.) Also, FYI, that BO'd on my shirt means bummed out. It's got nothing to do with how I smell, which is just fine, thank you very much. Anyway, in my new book you'll find more of my essays and poems about stuff I think should definitely be changed, like: *too much homework for students *school lockers that split your head open like a ripe watermelon *the terror and grodiness in a boys' locker room *little kids puking on you at a movie theater *the way bullies intimidate people *the way schools measure our intelligence *my shyness that keeps me from getting a girl friend But I also have all these chapters with jokes and cartoons and puzzles and optical illusions, tongue-twisters, find-a-words, knock-knocks, wacky book titles... you name it, you'll find it in here. Hey, where else can you find a kid writing jokes for his own age group? The drawings are pretty awesome too, if I say so myself. There are over 50 color illustrations in all. So take a trip with The Doctor, I'm funny, silly, often wise, The perfect author for a book That’s aimed mostly at guys. From Your Dude with the 'Tude, Dr. Crankenfuss
