Rebecca's one night of tipsy wine drinking may just change her life forever. A woman who all her adult life has remained rigorously routine-oriented, Rebecca rarely loosens up. Some wine will do that to any girl and finding herself turned on with no man in her life, Rebecca did what anyone might find perfectly normal.
Using an old gag gift given to her by an old college roommate, Rebecca discovers the next morning the device has left her with the most sobering thing she could imagine. Her chest has swollen to somewhat large proportions, stretching out her shirt and causing the woman who plans out everything to have no plan on just how to handle this series of events.
According to the warnings on the box, the breast pump may cause localized swelling when overused. Further, it may affect thinking and behavior in addition to heightening sensitivity. She immediately goes to a doctor, one of the random doc-in-the-box places out of the way so that no one will recognize her.
Explaining to the doctor the embarrassing situation, she hopes he will have a cure, perhaps some injection or solution that quickly solves the remnants of a drunken night. She finds her thoughts running away with her even before seeing the man himself, and once she does, her humiliation is just beginning as he leaves puzzled, suggesting a nurse look her over and schedule a followup exam for Monday morning.
Thoughts change, minds blown by the pleasures of the weekend, and by the time Monday morning rolls around, both Rebecca and Debbie are there to see the doctor, both pumped up beyond belief, both hopelessly horny and ready for much more than just an examination.
As Rebecca discovers, sometimes you can get excited over a drunken night alone. Sometimes though, you can get truly pumped about it.
