Catastrophic. That's the kind of disaster I'm facing if I don't get married. But, oh no, not just to anyone, that would be too easy. I have to tie the knot with the head of the Onyx Empire. That wouldn't be so bad, except the Onyx Empire is actually the name of a mafia run organization.
I have to marry a mafia boss.
On the bright side, there are three such crime kings choose from. Yay me! All I need is for one of them to crack, and bam, I'll have a ring on my finger, and the order of my universe will be restored.
Easy, right?
