Five years ago, Ethan Park resigned from his job. He submitted the paperwork. Returned his equipment. Said goodbye to everyone. End of story. At least, that's what he thought. One Monday morning, Ethan receives an email congratulating him on his promotion to Senior Regional Manager. The problem? He hasn't worked for the company in five years. At first, he assumes it's a mistake. Then payroll records show continuous employment. Performance reviews praise work he never did. Training certificates appear with his signature. And company systems insist he never actually left. As Ethan battles HR departments, payroll records, audit teams, approval chains, and an endless mountain of paperwork, he uncovers a mystery hidden inside the company's bureaucracy—one that somehow kept him employed long after he walked away. The deeper he investigates, the stranger things become. Because if Ethan really quit five years ago... Who has been working under his name? Packed with workplace humor, corporate satire, unforgettable characters, absurd bureaucracy, and a mystery that grows with every chapter, My Company Forgot To Fire Me is a laugh-out-loud comedy for anyone who has ever worked in an office and wondered whether the system is secretly running itself. Perfect for fans of workplace comedies, office satire, corporate humor, mystery novels, and stories where ordinary mistakes spiral completely out of control.
