The doomsday clock is seconds from midnight. Extinction-level dangers draw closer with every tick. But fear not! Here is an indispensable guide to preparing for and surviving the ultimate in worst-case scenarios, with humor to lighten the load. You can’t panic if you’re laughing.
Dozens of survival experts provide illustrated, step-by-step instructions on:
• How to Pack a Go Bag in Thirty Minutes
• How to Make Your Bunker Feel Like Home
• How to Survive an Alien Invasion
• How to Defeat a Robot Uprising
• How to Survive the Next Pandemic
• How to Fend Off a Hostile Clan
• How to Eat Insects and Rodents
• How to Rebuild a Utopian Society
You've gotten this far. Don't let zombies take you out.