Thankful For My Daughter's Roommate

The best part of being a work-from-home kind of man is that when my daughter brings her friend's home from college, I have the perfect excuse to stay in the house. For the second year in a row, this Thanksgiving my daughter brought home her roommate. It's a new coed this year, which means a new challenge.

How long will it take for me to undress the sophomore in college? I'm guessing, three hours. Max.

** Short Story part of a Holiday Series **