The Drunken Exorcist by K. Trap Jones

The Drunken Exorcist

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  • Genre Fantasy
  • Publisher The Evil Cookie Publishing
  • Released
  • Size 377.71 kB
  • Length 85 Pages

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**WHISKEY EDITION**

Think you know something about exorcisms? You don't know Schnitt!

Fresh on probation for his unconventional methods of handling exorcisms, Father Schnitt is burdened to describe his encounters with the possessed. With brutal honesty and nothing to hide, the rogue Father details his procedures for extraction and his arsenal of weaponry including a crucifix, shotguns, and machetes. Last, but not least, whiskey is not only the Father's cause of addiction, but also serves as his greatest weapon and ally.

"Exorcisms are like removing nails from a piece of wood. Some of them comeout nice and clean, but there are always a few stubborn ones that requiremore effort. As you dig and grind to reach the stuck nail, the piece ofwood becomes ruined. That's where I come in, when things turn to ruin."– Father Schnitt

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