Everything Santa Isn't

𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐢𝐬…

He’s been mine since the moment he made me coffee.
He doesn’t know I’ve been watching him ever since then.
I know everything about him.
He holds no secrets from me…
Dressing as Santa to leave him gifts beneath his tree seems harmless.
Until his dog realizes I’m in the house…
My boy now knows he has a stalker.
And I’m no regular Santa…

**𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙖𝙬𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮.
**𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥.