I led a pretty boring life up until I met the man of my dreams. He's the one who can make all my dirty rock and roll fantasies come true. The problem is, there are a few million girls out there who want him, too. He's the biggest rock star on the planet, so that's no exaggeration. I do have one thing going for me that makes me stand out, though, one skill he can't find just anywhere. All I can do is hope it's enough to make a man who can have any girl want me. Of course, he's not the only member of the band. I think most groupies have multiple partners. Right, or is that just me?
