Everybody knows that bumbling assassin Maggie Lee isn’t in the best of physical shape, but that is about to change.
Not because she’s caught the fitness bug, but because it’s a job requirement. (A job she tried to refuse, but there were mentions of debts, threats, and other untoward stuff so she couldn’t really say no.)
So now Maggie is in training. She’s got the shirt to prove it and everything. The one that says, “Dead Last Finish, Beats Did Not Finish, Which Greatly Trumps Did Not Start”.
Can Maggie get to the starting line on time?
Can she finish her assignment?
Or will she end up dead?
(God’s betting on the third option.)
