What happens when a mild-mannered Englishman, his long-suffering wife, and their two Springer Spaniels abandon soggy Middlesbrough for the sunny paradise of Cyprus?
Well… everything they didn't expect.
From missing dogs at the airport, to rogue snakes in the bushes, UFOs in the sky (probably), and a cast of locals who could out-eccentric the cast of Three Men in a Boat, this is a warm, funny, very British chronicle of one man's attempt to find a quieter life, only to discover that paradise can be wonderfully chaotic.
"Welcome to Cyprus. Please ensure your passport and wallet are open."
