Are you always exhausted, regardless of how much you've slept?
Do you know the location of every rest stop and public restroom in a twenty mile radius of your home?
Do you know how far away you are from a bathroom at every moment?
Do you decline invitations because you are afraid youd be too far from a toilet?
If yes, maybe this book can help you. It may rescue you from the discomfort, embarrassment, medicines, and cost of a digestive disorder you might not even know you had.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to seek out and destroy The Enemy in your Cupboard.
