She Tried To Sit On My Lap While I Was Standing Up by O'Neil De Noux

She Tried To Sit On My Lap While I Was Standing Up

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Could the case of body-guarding the wild daughter of a wealthy invalid be connected to five brutal murders in uptown New Orleans? Private Eye Mike Gonzales meets the daughter when he steps into her father’s mansion. She tries to sit on his lap while he’s standing up. Night time surveillance at the edge of Audubon Park is not hard, pleasant actually as the daughter puts on a strip show in her bedroom window. But who’s that hiding in the bushes?

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