Curses. Vampires. Skunks. The life of a Witch Singer shouldn't be this complicated.
After years spent paying off an old debt by working for the vampires, Bridget the Witch Singer receives the opportunity of the lifetime. Solve one vampire's oops—he turned the wrong person—and she's a free witch. Desperate to win her freedom, she heads to Assjacket to find the solution to the vampire's problem and everything goes wrong along the way, including a flat tire, getting sprayed by a skunk and the road trip from hell.
Unfortunately, Martin is no ordinary skunk and his spray is a nervous tick. She does her best to save the beast when her scream accidentally wounds him and springs him from his curse. Good news for Martin, not so good for Bridget who can't get rid of him. Once in Assjacket, she's tasked by the BabaYoMama to unite at least two couples and sing at their weddings in order to gain the cure she needs for her freedom.
No problem, right?
