Fangtastic Dragon Jokes: Best Kids Jokes by Eileen Mueller

Fangtastic Dragon Jokes: Best Kids Jokes

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Dragon puns, jokes & riddles. Hungry dragons, fiery dragons, modern dragons, dragons in love, yo' dragon jokes, dragons in battle and more. Roll your eyes, groan, or burst out laughing.
Some of these jokes are so bad, they’re good. And others are so good, they’re bad! Whatever your taste, there will be something in Fangtastic Dragon Jokes for you.
Includes bonus excerpts from other cool dragon books and a link to a free kids’ dragon book.
So saddle your dragon up and fly through the pages, chuckling as you go.

Why are dragons good storytellers? Because they have long tails.

What did the polite dragon say? Fang you very much.

What do you give a seasick dragon? A very large fireproof bag.

What's the difference between a car and a dragon? A car only has one horn.

What do you call a dragon in the city? Lost.

Read on for hours of hilarious dragon-filled fun. Jokes are educational, using language features such as puns and riddles to stimulate children's imaginations. Laughter makes us feel good. Laughing releases endorphins, leaves our muscles relaxed, lowers stress and anxiety and improves heart function. And the good feeling that you get when you laugh remains with you even when the jokes stop.
Add some ridiculous dragon humor to your life with Fangtastic Dragon Jokes.

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