Vampires are real. They go out during the day.
They can eat garlic. Crucifixes don't scare them.
They aren't Bela Lugosi.
Rocks is a vampire hunter.
Rocks is the best at what he does.
Rocks is a vampire.
Five people are accidentally turned into vampires and go on a crosscountry rampage. Rocks is dispatched to bring them in--or take them down--in this very non-traditional vampire novel.