An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping your man well-behaved—whether or not he wants to be. Published in tandem with the man’s guide How to Stay Out of the Doghouse, How to Keep Him on a Short Leash is perfect for Mother’s Day . . . or as gift for a new bride.
What are the time-tested secrets to keeping him happy, loyal, and right where you want him?
Tongue-in-Cheek Humor: A hilarious collection of fifty witty lessons comparing men to pets that need a firm but loving hand.Satirical Relationship Advice: Learn how to “mark your territory” with argyle sweaters and why a joint credit card is the ultimate tracking device.Man-Training 101: Master the arts of the 5 Percent Pullback, the strategic use of tears, and Pavlovian rewards for good behavior.The Perfect Bridal Shower Gift: The ultimate gag gift for bachelorettes, new brides, or any woman who knows that unconditional love comes with lots of conditions.
