An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping the woman in your life happy—while secretly doing whatever you want. Published in tandem with the woman’s guide How to Keep Him on a Short Leash, How to Stay Out of the Doghouse is perfect for Father’s Day.... or as a gift for a new groom.
This isn’t a rulebook. It’s a survival guide.
Marriage Advice for Men: A collection of 50 unbreakable (and unforgiving) rules, from why you should never criticize her cooking to why the cover-up is always worse than the crime.Couples Humor: Learn to navigate treacherous territory, like what to do when she asks about ex-girlfriends or why you should never, ever use fruit to describe her body.Men’s Humor: A direct, no-nonsense guide that teaches you how to listen like Barbara Walters and develop the attention to detail of Scotland Yard.The Perfect Stocking Stuffer: Whether it’s for a new groom, a seasoned husband, or a Father’s Day present, this is the pocket-sized guide he didn’t know he needed.