Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes by Johnny B. Laughing

Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

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Yo Mama Jokes Bible!

350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat…
Yo mama is so skinny…
Yo mama is so old…
Yo mama is so tall…
Yo mama is so short…
Yo mama is so stupid…
Yo mama is so poor…
Yo mama is so ugly…
Yo mama is so bald…
Yo mama is so hairy…
Yo mama is so lazy…
Other Yo mama jokes…

ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!

Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!

Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her!

Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!

Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!

Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible!

Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!

Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!

Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!

Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway!

Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!

Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!

Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind!

Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing
The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!

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